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My Rant to the world (Warning NSFW, Language)

December 15, 2010

Ok, its been a while, I am working like crazy and loving it.  But I have to voice some feelings about how people drive out here.  There are times I wonder how these people manage to survive from day to day.  So lets get this party started…

 

1. Blinkers, yes every car is equiped with them, use the fucking things.  And not AFTER you have changed lanes, do it before, let everyone know your changing lanes, bet things will go easier for you.

2. Blinkers DO NOT mean speed up and keep someone from comming into your lane, they are not someone putting their hands out the window asking for you to move up, they are intended to let you know of the action that driver intends to make.  If you let them over, things will go much easier.

3.  Merging, you know the damn lane ends up ahead, why the hell must you wait till the last second to move over, also moving into the lane that is ending to pass people on the shoulder IS NOT acceptable, if I see you do it, I will run your ass over if I get the chance.  I hate when people do that.

4.  When you see a open spot in a lane that doesnt mean fill it up just to jump back into your other lane 10 seconds later.  people have this mentality about then that they must get infront of whoever is in front of them, and its a never ending cycle.  This is stupid, infact its just plain fucking nuts,  there is always going to be another car infront of you, get over it and go with the damn flow already.  You flipping back and forth not using your blinkers and just driving like an asshat is actually making the flow of traffic worse, not better.

5. Tailgating is also not acceptable, you tailgate, keep slapping on your brakes and just looking like a moron, let alone also stressing the crap out of yourself tailgating like crazy.  If you would just back off create a buffer infront of you, you will actually get to your location faster and not possible rear end anyone on the way, plus your brakes will last longer.

6. Rubbernecking is dumb, yea someones getting a ticket, its not the first time you have seen it and it wont be the last, why do you think you need to slow down and look?  You just create problems..

7. I drive a truck for a living, during the day I encounter thousands of people, I need to watch every one of them as they are near me, I have to make sure I dont run them over in their tiny econobox that they feel is invincible.  It just drives me nuts when I am working to keep you safe and you feel the need to do something around me that puts your dumbass as risk.  There is nothing worse than when I create room around me so that you are safe and I can manuever when the other idiot on the other side of me does something stupid, why do you think its ok to ride directly in my blind spots and when I create a stopping space infront of me, why must you fill it directly infront of me.  Then just to make matters worse 99% of the time when you do this you slam on your brakes as if I needed to know your there.

8. Cell phone usage, I at one point hated the cell phone laws, but I definatly am for them now, I see people daily that almost cause wrecks or they dont have any clue whats happening around them, hands free is just that, it doesnt mean rest your phone to your ear and act like your not, it means no hands to your face, keep the damn phone off your face.

9. When your getting on the highway, there is a speed limit, get to it, dont merge onto the highway and expect me to move over because your going 35 mph,  you have no clue whats going on, on the other side of me, most of the time when I dont move its because I cant, if theres another car there, then I leave you to figure it out, your either going to do stupid and try to outrun me from your 35mph, or your going to slow down and end up on the shoulder looking like an idiot.  Please get to atleast 55, and look to your dam left when you are merging.

 

And for those of you who like walking around on the streets, those buttons on the Light posts for crosswalks you dont need to rape them, just hit them once and wait your damn turn.  hitting them 10000000001 times really isnt going to make it work any faster, it just makes you look stupid on the curb.  Also get your damn ass across the road, dont screw around and slow way down when you can see people are waiting on you…

 

I am sure theres more I am missing, feel free to post a comment  adding onto this list.  I am all for it.

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